Viagra causes “cock” fight
Words were exchanged and fists flew as two men waiting to be treated for Priapism (Priapism is a persistent, usually painful, erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without sexual stimulation. The condition develops when blood in the penis becomes trapped and unable to drain. If the condition is not treated immediately, it can lead to scarring and permanent erectile dysfunction, very often caused by medications like Viagra.) began fighting over who would be examined first.
George Johnson came to the ER complaining of “something being wrong with my dick,” at about the same time as Paul Johnson, who had a similar complaint, described by him in the less vernacular as “Priapism.”
Staff members being unsure of which Johnson arrived first, took Mr. P. Johnson in to be examined before Mr. G. Johnson. Mr. G. Johnson, as staff reported, became “unscrewed”. Mr. G. Johnson then apparently dropped his pants, revealing a very ill penis, and started yelling.
Mr. P. Johnson stated later that he feared for his life, when he threw a small trashcan at Mr. G. Johnson as he lunged at him. A fistfight ensued and the two men nearly destroyed the ER.
Police were called, and both men arrested after doctors took care of their initial complaints. “All this mess over a couple of Johnson’s,” the arresting officer stated.
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